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Glenn Rodent 5:44 Fri Feb 13
Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Plus:

Grandad or Uncle Albert?
Favourite quote / line?
Favourite character?

I’ll start:-

1. To Hull & Back
2. Friday the 14th
3. Go West Young Man (Although the Jolly Boys outing runs close)

Grandad
“I asked him for an Emperor burger, and he brings me back a cheeseburger!”
Boycie


You cunts?

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Private Dancer 1:01 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
I loved the when they went to a club in the west end and Rodders pretended he was a pro tennis player.

This show definitely got better when Albert replaced Grandad.

ManorParkHammer 12:41 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
A terrible programme loved by absolute morons.

Monk~koknee 11:57 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Stage Fright and Tony Angelino's Cwying is my all-time favourite moment even if it's not the top episode overall.

balders 11:53 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
The blow up dolls

Del look it Pepsi and Shirley

tr3bor 2:27 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Friday the 14th - great shout!

bruuuno 2:11 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
I really liked the nuclear bunker one, the first series was great

Billy Go Wings 2:10 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Can't do a top 3 sorry and all that:

A touch of Glass - the chandelier
A losing Streak - I've got one pair of aces
Friday the 14th - escaped axe murderer
Who's a pretty boy - the dead budgie
To Hull and Back - the trip to Dam
Tea for Three - Del hand gliding
A royal Flush - higgy Higgins sawn off
Dates - nervous nerys and racquel
yuppy Love - that fall from the bar
Chain Gang - the dodgy gold dealer
The unlucky winner is - Marble Arch at dawn
The Jolly boys outing - our coach has just blown up
Stage Fright - kerrrying
Heroes and villains - batman and robin
Time on our hands - when they get all their dreams come true and where it should have all ended.

I've left out loads of others as well, my kids love them all too, a great sign that the humour is timeless.

zico 1:56 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
1. Jolly Boys Outing
Couldn't decide a 2 and 3 as too many to choose from.

Grandad and Albert. Very lucky that it worked after Leonard Peace died.

Del....

Rodney : If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck I'll come back as me.

JohnnyL 12:59 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
I bet HH has a view on the one where Del says to "pop down the Paki shop"!!!!!

bertie 12:42 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Peckham spring.

Trig I thought you said it was open 24 hours a day.
Yeah, but not at night.

terry-h 12:31 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
No one has mentioned the Class of '62 reunion organised by Roy Slater. My favourite episode.

Son of Sam 12:27 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Albert: It was 1946. We'd sailed into Hamburg to pick up some prisoners of war. Helga was working in a bar near the docks. She was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen - I fell in love with her the moment I saw her! The little finger on her right hand was missing.

Del: Caught her hand in the till did she?

Albert: No, she lost it when her home was bombed. Her entire family was wiped out!

Del: Oh! Sorry

Albert: I asked her to marry me. She said no! See I mistook her gestures of friendship as tokens of love! I suppose it was all for the best really. You see the authorities didn't like us fraternising with the Germans, and I was still married to yer Aunt Ada and she'd have kicked up a stink! It's funny you know, but even after all this time, if ever I'm watching a German war film and here the word 'nein' I always think of Helga!

Rodney: What, 'cos that's how many fingers she had?

The old c wing 12:22 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
The one where they all died.

Fucking terrible television.

m11 12:08 Sat Feb 14
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Jolly Boys
Chain Gang
The Batman one can't remember what the episode was called.

Uncle Albert for me
Trigger favourite character, definitely improved as programme went on.
Favourite line was Del to Uncle Albert. "I don't believe you, not only have you sunk every ship you were ever on you've even managed to knacker the gravy boat".
Or Trigger when queried how he managed to keep bumping his head on the mind your head sign at school
"I know, but in those days I couldn't read".

Thunderlips 10:13 Fri Feb 13
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
To Hull and back

Jolly boys

Chain gang

Grumpster 9:46 Fri Feb 13
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Next you'll be telling me that blackadder hasn't aged well CB.




Then there really will be trouble ;o)

Pagey 9:38 Fri Feb 13
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
You're right, the repeats should still be getting viewing figures of over 20 million.

Some people like stuff and some people don't. Once you've written something of the calibre of Only Fools and Horses you might have a point. It's on Gold every day, because people still watch it. Just like Steptoe and Son too.

Claret Badger 9:31 Fri Feb 13
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
"In its prime"

Key phrase that


This programs has NOT aged well

Steptoe and son with its pathos and condemnation to eternal misery is far superior

Fact

Saul Bollox 9:20 Fri Feb 13
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
The three when he said Mange Tout

HairyHammer 9:11 Fri Feb 13
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Claret Badger

You are now my enemy GRRRRRRR.

HairyHammer 9:10 Fri Feb 13
Re: Only Fools & Horses - Name your top 3 episodes?
Very Difficult

1) Jolly boys outing
2) Time on our hands
3 Little problems
4) Stage Fright
5) Chain Gang

I hate that the Original Grandad Lennard Pearce who gave so very much to the programme is not in my top 5.
I bloody love only fools , Love it.
R.I.P John Sullivan.

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